Thursday, March 6, 2014
How To Eat A Whole Crocodile. Children Shouldn't Try This Without Adult Supervision...
And the subsequent feast.
So if you're thinking of having a Crocodile for dinner, here's how you might go about it.
First wrap your body around it and squeeze like hell, no, harder than that. Really squeeze! You'll notice by now that the Croc is thrashing around and doesn't want to play this game. But you want Croc for dinner so don't let go, just hang in there. Squeeze and keep squeezing. Eventually the Croc will, if you're lucky, just croak and you simply swallow it whole. Head first, that's important. And can I suggest a little oak aged Chardonnay to help wash the croc down.
So if you've never ever eaten a whole Croc before, that's how you do it.
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The question should be how do you digest a crocodile.ReplyDelete
The snake won't need anything else to eat and will just rest up for about a month while it digests the croc...Delete
Er, what kind of snake is that? If I see one I'll take care to avoid it.ReplyDelete
It was a large Water Python, about ten feet long.Delete
The croc was only small, about four feet...
Small children watch out.ReplyDelete
For snakes, crocs or adults?Delete
I just tried that technique on a burrito, works great!ReplyDelete
Hunger got the better of you eh.Delete
You're a brave man taking on a burrito single handed...
You're excused MJ...Delete
I looooove this blog :-))))))))))ReplyDelete
You have great taste...Delete