Monday, January 21, 2013
Hello I'm Datta Phuge. Do You Like My Gold Shirt? Will You Marry Me?
Hello, I'm Datta, I'm thirty two
and I'm a money lender from Pimpri-Chinchwad in central India.
I'm single and I know I'm not the best looking man in the world but I'm very rich.
Do you like my twenty two carat gold shirt?
It took a team of fifteen goldsmiths two weeks to make it and it's got crystal buttons, matching cuffs, a gold belt and finger rings.
It cost $230,000.
I hope you're impressed.
Some people say I'm ostentatious.
I don't know what ostentatious is but I like the sound of big words like that.
I'm a generous man too.
I'd give the right lady the shirt off my back...
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I'll just take the wrist warmer.ReplyDelete
I don't want his shirt... I want one of my own...I like big words too!ReplyDelete
Ewwwwwww........*Slimy person alert*ReplyDelete
How bout a Golden uderwearReplyDelete