Where A Few Of The Rich Might Survive The Apocalypse...

When the end of the world happens one day soon,  there'll be a few paranoid but happy doomsday preppers who've paid a few million to Larry Halls for his retirement fund who'll be able to say to anyone who's still alive, we told you so.
Anyway, Larry has purchased some Missile Barns in  Kansas and is currently turning them into luxury doomsday shelters 
and survival condos.
He'd better hurry and get them finished.
From what I hear the end is nigh.
Could be Tuesday...

 

Just A Reminder. The World Is About To End. Again...

Yes folks, I'm afraid the news is much badderer and much much worserer than we thought.
I have to tell you that the end is nigh. Again.
A group of scientists from the Duke University at Durham, North Carolina in the US has discovered the earth is facing it's next mass extinction much much sooner than expected.
The research boffins at Duke have found that species are dying at a rate of one thousand per million rather than the one hundred per million previously thought.
And before humans came along, that rate was only one in a million.
Stuart Pimm their biggest boffin, lead researcher and eternal optimist said we are on the verge of the sixth extinction.
He didn't tell me exactly when but our conversation went a bit like this.
SP. There's good news and there's bad news. Which do you want first?
TFT. Give me the good news.
SP. The world will end in twenty four hours!
TFT. Wow! Now give me the bad news.
SP. I forgot that I was supposed to tell you yesterday...