Hello I'm Ania Lisewska and I'm from Warsaw.Would you like to have sex with me?
I'm twenty one and am planning to have sex with one hundred thousand men. I love sex, and having fun with men. I've already done it with nearly three hundred men and I'm planning on making love with men from all over the world.
My boyfriend isn't too happy with what I'm doing but I guess he'll just have to get over it...
Would I lie to you.
There's more about her here.
It won't be so great once the callouses form.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way I could come up with a comment any better than Gorges Smythe did. I am still laughing.
ReplyDeleteEverybody needs a hobby.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck, there are worse goals.
One thing about us women that's universal - once we really get a focus there's no stopping us but even callouses won't put some men off - some would never turn down a "free lunch"!!...lol
ReplyDeleteThe boyfriend must have insecurity problems...
ReplyDeleteThat's rare: You have really made me angry
ReplyDeleteWell Alicja, I'm sorry if the post about Ania made you angry...
DeleteDear Tortoise,
Deletedon't be sorry, please; certainly, navigating these semi-public fora is not simple. I just wonder: is she ironic, sardonic, stupid? Satirical, abused, misguided? Limited, provocative, deadpan? Invented, even? She certainly looks a cow, a photo-shopped cow. Horny? - but what with the numbers? My - limited - English fails me. None of the above? Nope. She is Polish. So are 50 or 60 million different people all around the world, so what sort of info is that? Not Your usual eye-opener. Yet another Polish joke?
Are You my favorite blogger, or are You a kiwi? (that type of joke).
I know, You found it, it seemed funny, I fumed, for about ten seconds, end of story? I don't even know if it's time to wish You a good night now? no, it must be afternoon. Be well -
the name, by the way, seems invented - it sounds like a speech impediment in Polish, a lisp
DeleteYou were lucky the notification email wasn't stopped by spam filters! Lol
ReplyDeleteOh, that is too funny for words :)
ReplyDeleteBe careful of what you wish for young lady!!!
ReplyDeleteLets do some mathematics here.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering whether it is technically possible to get laid for 100,000 times, so I did some calculation.
Imagine she gets laid 5 times a day when she is aged between 20 to 30 years, and 2 times a day when she is aged between 30 to 40 years, once a day when she is aged between 40 to 50 years, once every two days when she is aged between 50 to 60 years and once a week when she is aged between 60 to 70 years. Now this is extreme case scenario and I assume she never gets sick and never attends Sunday Church. If you sum it up it comes to 31,545 times. Just a little more than 30% of her target. Now if she wants to achieve her dream goal she has to get laid 15 times a day when she is aged between 20 to 30 years, 10 times a day when she is aged between 30 to 40, once a day when she is aged between 40 to 50 and 6 times a week when she is aged between 50 to 60, 3 times a week when she is aged between 60 to 70 and twice a week when she is aged between 70 to 74 years old.