Get Your Septum Pierced. Everybody's Doing It...

Cows started the Bovine Chic culture eons ago. The Punks and the Goths have been indulging for ages but now it seems everybody's
getting their Septum pierced.
Madonna just had it done so it must be cool.
But I think the cow below looks the coolest...

Dear Mummy And Daddy...

Dear Mummy and Daddy.
You'll both be so pleased that I've left my last boyfriend, you remember, the merchant banker who was twenty one years older than me.
Well, you'll be thrilled to know that
I met a very nice English boy called Andrew when I was in Germany.
He's really wonderful and I've never been so happy. And he's only one year older than me.
Anyway the other great news is that we're both coming home to London next month and Andy's so looking forward to meeting you.
I'm enclosing a recent photo of us in the square where we met in Hamburg...