Saturday, September 27, 2014
Sorry Darling, Can't Talk Now. I'm On A No Cellphone Walking Lane. Will Call You Back...
No, nobody looks where they're going, they're all totally addicted to their phones, woops, just bumped into someone. Sorry madam, are you alright, I didn't see you, here let me help you up. Are you still there darling, yes they were having too many accidents and injuries due to distracted walkers talking and texting.
No I won't be home for dinner, I'm in Chongqing, yes in China, yes the one in Asia and they had this innovative idea to make sidewalks safer for the elderly and children...
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Now that is a good idea.....ReplyDelete
If your phone rings and you are in the wrong lane will you get a ticket?ReplyDelete
DD, yes you get an infringement notice, a $100,000 fine or three months in jail, your walking license is revoked, you're banned from talking for a month and your cellphone is confiscated.Delete
Apart from all that evidently the authorities have a quite reasonable attitude about the misdemeanor. Especially if it's a first offense...
Oh God! I wonder if it would work on the motorways here? mobile phone lane with padded sides, slow lane, fast lane....ReplyDelete