I can't believe that you could be living such deprived lifestyles.
But I have to admit that on waking this morning,
I had a nagging feeling that something was missing in my life.
And then while chatting to my friend Harvey Jones over a coffee I realised what was missing.
What he had and I didn't.
It was so damn simple. A private island!
And the guy just looked at me aghast as if I was a second rate citizen and said, well it's about time you got one.
He's right of course. Harvey Jones usually is. And he's hard to keep up with.
So he suggested I have a look here and I suppose you will too.
I just won't tell you which one is my favourite
in case you beat me to it...
