Patrice Laroche Presents The No Mess No Stress Way To Make A Baby...

The Quebec based photographer Patrice Laroche has his own idea about how to make a baby and there's no mess, no stress and
no storks either.
Patrice and his partner Sandra Denis documented this amusing pictorial sequence over funnily enough, a nine month time frame.
Hopefully their beautiful daughter Justine won't grow up to be an airhead.
Not that there's anything wrong with airheads.
It's a great idea Patrice but will it catch on.
Most folk will probably still prefer the old fashioned way.
There may be more mess, there may be more stress but it's a lot more fun...

Special Delivery. Look At What The Stork Brought...

The old story about the stork bringing the baby is true. Photos don't lie do they.
In this day and age of instant gratification it's now possible for potential parents to go to storkdeliveries.com and order up whatever sort of child they'd like at an age to suit.
Then the stork simply delivers a healthy boy or girl dressed in the latest fashionable baby clothes to the new adoring family.
There's a standard model baby that just has the usual fourteen day money back guarantee that can be sent back as long as the receipt is presented. And the product is undamaged with the original packaging intact.
Then there's the deluxe model that comes with a five, ten, fifteen or twenty year guarantee. So the parents get their money back if the child turnes into a delinquent. Optional extras include a one off payment allowing a special deal that takes the child from pre-school to university with guaranteed honours in its chosen field. Another option tithes a percentage of the child's earnings to keep the parents in a manner that they should have been accustomed to.
And you thought the story about the stork
was a fairy tale...