I know you're all thinking hey that's so easy, as you relax and enjoy the comfort of your sun loungers and reclining chairs.
But let me tell you, it's harder than it looks.
I went out and bought a pair of tight fitting shorts last week, called up a few of my friends, well all of them actually. I only had four. And said hey come on over, there's this really cool thing we can do together.
No nothing too kinky, just a bit of bonding.
Well it didn't turn out so well.
They are now either in hospital or traction or both. One of them, well never mind, and another is unable to move and when the other two come out of their comas we might be able to discuss our ongoing or not ongoing friendship.
And then there's my hernia...
