John Cleese Lost His Virginity In New Zealand Fifty Years Ago. Have You Seen It?

The brilliant British comedian John Cleese
lost his virginity on his first tour to New Zealand fifty years ago.
Initially embarrassed by inadvertently misplacing it somewhere, the funny man who's famous for Fawlty Towers, Monty Python and A Fish Called Wanda still has fond memories of his virginity and despite international police investigations and private searches there's been no sitings of the highly elusive intimate body part.
I would really like to be re-united with it once more he said, even for a short time.
Just for sentimental reasons...

Todd And His Tiny House On Wheels...

I hadn't seen him for a while
but I caught up with Todd yesterday.
He's an interesting man. An artist and a surfer, he's lived in his tiny home on wheels for ten years with his dog Scoobi and a lot of large fish.
None of whom are called Wanda.
He carves fish for a living from New Zealand native timbers.
This wonderful Snapper is Pohutakawa.
Even though the carving is a long process, I think it's been quicker for him to carve them than it has for me to catch them...