Denial...

Denial is not just a river in Africa...

Signs Of The Times...

You'll be busting to go to http://www.amusingplanet.com/ and have a look at their wonderful toilet humour.
A selection of funny, creative, whacky and bizarre toilet signs from around the world.
This wee one's from Brazil...

Rules...

Rules. They're for the birds...

What Part Of No...

Some of the rules and regulations at the anally retentive Orakei Marina in Auckland.
Amazing what the world has come to isn't it. It's lucky that we still have freedom of speech...
What part of 'NO' don't you understand?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Have you got all that?
Good! Now go and have a fun day...

Silly Me...

This Lamborghini was parked
next to me yesterday.
Silly me, I nearly got into it by mistake.
Easy to do really because it and The Flying Tortoise are the same colour...

Meet Lou Ratu...

She's a security guard at Auckland's Orakei Marina and an extraordinary person. If she was standing for Mayor of the city she'd probably win.
At Westhaven Marina for over ten years, Lou almost single handed, brought the theft from boats and cars to a virtual stop. Her memory is amazing. She knew the name and car rego number of nearly every one of the 1400 boat owners.
Her claim to fame started on day one of her employ when she fell off her bicycle a number of times and started a process of breaking her front teeth. Armed with a helmet, knee pads on her knees and knee pads on her elbows, she became an amazing and much loved personality. Auckland Rotary Club gave her an 'Outstanding Person Award' and then she left and came to Orakei.
Boat owners followed her to her new marina. Last year was her fiftieth and parties were put on all over for this wonderful lady with hundreds of people celebrating her birthday.
She still falls off her bike and has fallen out of the dinghy but hasn't as yet driven her golf cart into the water. Crime is such that boat owners can sleep soundly at night knowing Lou has it all under control.
Seeing she was missing her top front teeth encouraged a very generous local dental surgeon and yachtie to give her a brand spanking new set worth many thousands of dollars for free.
It's fantastic jokes Lou, but if I leave, he wants them back...

Hello. I'm Natalie...

And this is Lily. She's five and would you like to buy some fresh farm eggs or some lovely Manuka honey?
Well how could you not.
You couldn't. Neither could I.
A done deal and the honey is just magic...