We Love You Kim Jong-Un. Really We Do...

We love you Kim Jong-Un.
Really we do.
We're not here screaming hysterically and applauding wildly because we were ordered to.
This isn't an orchestrated display of forced admiration, We're not here because we were threatened with imprisonment or physical violence to take part in this display of unity for you our supreme and most revered leader.
Oh no, we're here because we love you...

Could It Be That The Kim Jong-Un Cut Is Catching On...

Could it be that the Kim Jong-Un Cut
is catching on?
And North Korea doesn't find it funny.
Could it be that what's been described as the unkindest cut of all is really
a cut above the others...

Men Of North Korea, Says Kim Jong-Un. I Order You To Have The Unkindest Cut Of All...

It seems that all men in North Korea have been ordered to have the State Approved haircut which is the same as their beloved and revered leader, Kim Jong-Un.
State Approved haircuts, eighteen different styles for women and ten for men have been the thing in that part of the freedom loving world for some time but now the Kim Jong-Uncut is being described as the unkindest cut of all...