A Paper-Eating Coffee Table...

It's called a Papervore.
You know, as distinct from a Carnivore.
It sits in your lounge and eats paper.
It could be the new family pet that you don't need to take for a walk.
Created by Pigeontail Industrial Design Studio, as well as being the centre of conversation,
the Papervore just sits there and eats your magazines, your recipes, your tossed aside books and if you're really lucky,
next months accounts payable...