
To the ignorant, arrogant, lazy, littering bastards who left their rubbish for others to clean up at New Zealand's beautiful Kaiaua Shellbank, I have this to say to you. Not that you are likely to read it because you are probably illiterate.
I'm a placid man, not one prone to violence, but your actions have tended to take me over an invisible edge and so, for you, I'm prepared to make an exception.
If I ever find you depositing your litter anywhere in my beautiful country other than a rubbish facility, I will somehow tie you up, cut off your genitalia with a blunt and rusty instrument, stuff it in your mouth, pour petrol over you, leave you lying in some fresh cow dung and then, then you cretins, I might really get nasty...