Sunday, October 5, 2014

John Cleese Lost His Virginity In New Zealand Fifty Years Ago. Have You Seen It?

The brilliant British comedian John Cleese
lost his virginity on his first tour to New Zealand fifty years ago.
Initially embarrassed by inadvertently misplacing it somewhere, the funny man who's famous for Fawlty Towers, Monty Python and A Fish Called Wanda still has fond memories of his virginity and despite international police investigations and private searches there's been no sitings of the highly elusive intimate body part.
I would really like to be re-united with it once more he said, even for a short time.
Just for sentimental reasons...


  1. I remember him on Monty Python. He was a nut.

  2. Where did you get that photo? I love it.
    Your witty comments set me off into fits of laughter. Wherever it is, John Cleese virginity will be laughing too.
    I hope he will catch sight of it if ever he comes to New Zealand again. And that will be enough. Posted by Bee

  3. What a gorgeously voluptuous photo.......! Funny, now I come to think of it, I haven't seen mine either since that time.......

  4. Well John, imagine asking the NYPD for help finding your virginity on 42nd Street! I feel your pain.

  5. PS If you keep having birthdays, Keith, we're gonna start thinking you are old or something.