Showing posts with label bushmen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bushmen. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2015

It's The Credit Card To Use When You're Miles From The Nearest Shop And You Need To Survive...

It's the credit card for when you're miles from anywhere and have the irresistible urge to survive. And of course you've got this thing with you. Haven't you. Haven't you!
Just for this moment.
So come on, get it out of your wallet.
What do you mean you've lost your wallet?
Oh good, you were kidding.
Now find a stick and those zip ties you've been carrying around in your pocket for months and make like you're a bushman. Or bushwoman.
And survive...