Saturday, January 3, 2015

We Love You Kim Jong-Un. Really We Do...

We love you Kim Jong-Un.
Really we do.
We're not here screaming hysterically and applauding wildly because we were ordered to.
This isn't an orchestrated display of forced admiration, We're not here because we were threatened with imprisonment or physical violence to take part in this display of unity for you our supreme and most revered leader.
Oh no, we're here because we love you...

5 comments:

  1. This scene is like Beatlemania: those women want to tear his clothes off and have their way with His Porkiness; or maybe they're just really hungry.

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  2. I suspect you are in the right with the latter option, Val. I wonder how he'd taste roasted with kimchee on the side?

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    1. I dunno, but I sure don't want to find out. I have a rather delicate digestion.

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  3. Mr. Steak SandwichJanuary 3, 2015 at 4:53 PM

    Methinks perhaps The Flying Tortoise Blog has been compromised by North Korean hackers...

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    1. Not yet but he is a figure ripe for ridicule...

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