Thursday, June 25, 2015

Jilted Husband Gives His Wife Half Of Everything...

Warm hearted, generous Martin wanted to show his wife Laura, who left him and their marriage of twelve years for another that he still loved her. So he gave her half of everything. The couch, the car, the television, the iphone, the laptop, the dvd player, the nuptial bed, the letterbox, half his vinyl collection, his bike, the dining chairs, the remote and even his best pal Teddy.
What a guy! Hard to see why she left him really...












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8 comments:

  1. John D. WheelerJune 25, 2015 at 8:18 AM

    Thank goodness they didn't have any kids....

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  2. AnonymousJune 25, 2015 at 8:20 AM

    That's magnaminity taken to a bizarre extreme.
    Sort of self mutilation in a way.
    Certainly droll attention getting.
    A sure cut off for the marriage.
    Got to laugh though...Jennybee

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  3. UnknownJune 25, 2015 at 2:49 PM

    He just applied the Soloman principle.

    Well done.

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  4. UnknownJune 26, 2015 at 4:53 AM

    We are eight women - old colleagues - gathered to a party. And we wonder - what did he do to the books: Divide them into two halfs vertical or horizontal?

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    1. The Flying TortoiseJune 26, 2015 at 9:23 AM

      Perhaps he kept the first half of the story and gave her the last half, so neither had the full story...

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  5. UnknownJune 26, 2015 at 1:17 PM

    It was revealed today that this was a clever hoax generated by a law firm to create viral free advertising :)

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    1. The Flying TortoiseJune 29, 2015 at 7:32 PM

      We shouldn't let the facts get in the way of a good story HR. But thankyou...

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