Friday, February 13, 2015

I'm Dating An Invisible Boyfriend And I Think I'm In Love...

Ladies Get Excited! Maybe even Very Excited!
You may not know it but there's a new app in town and it lets you create your own, individually spec'd  'invisible' and unique, named by you, tall dark or otherwise, man of your dreams.
Evidently some women are paying $25 a month for this app and some even think they're in love.
And why not, he'll text you, telling you things you want to hear, won't leave the toilet seat up, will be a no mess Charlie, you'll never have to clean up after him, he won't fart in bed. Or snore.
Or interrupt your beauty sleep, unless you tell him to. He'll text you while you're in a meeting so that your colleague's think you have a hot man after you and won't come on to you and he'll make you laugh and feel well, wonderful.
There's more to know here and here.
The Invisible Boyfriend could be the boyfriend to have when you don't really want to bother...

12 comments:

  1. I would prefer an invisible girl. . . actually, I would prefer to see her, too. . .

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    1. Is that like having your cake and eating it too...

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  2. Brin it on. I'm selling that idea to all the single women I know.
    It'll leave all the real men for me!
    Jennybee

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    1. Don't be too greedy Jennybee. There's not that many left...

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  3. Did this app get started in Japan, perchance? I've heard they're into virtual relationships there.

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    1. Could be Val, they're virtually everywhere...

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  4. One real man waiting with bated breathe Jennybee
    I'll be seeing you ;P
    Anglo

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    1. Glad to know that there is at least one real man left! It's not the number it's the quality.
      And real is so much more cuddly than virtual. Jenny bee

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  5. Don't forget to also download the companion Virtual Insemination app...

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    1. Dear Mr Transdad.
      I downloaded that app but it's made a hell of a mess...

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    1. Lots of guys can't do that anyway... :-)

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