Thursday, March 6, 2014
How To Eat A Whole Crocodile. Children Shouldn't Try This Without Adult Supervision...
And the subsequent feast.
So if you're thinking of having a Crocodile for dinner, here's how you might go about it.
First wrap your body around it and squeeze like hell, no, harder than that. Really squeeze! You'll notice by now that the Croc is thrashing around and doesn't want to play this game. But you want Croc for dinner so don't let go, just hang in there. Squeeze and keep squeezing. Eventually the Croc will, if you're lucky, just croak and you simply swallow it whole. Head first, that's important. And can I suggest a little oak aged Chardonnay to help wash the croc down.
So if you've never ever eaten a whole Croc before, that's how you do it.