Have You Heard The One About The Ninety Year Old Legless Tortoise...

Mrs T, so the story goes according to Jude Ryder, the ninety year old pet tortoise's owner, became legless one night. Not because she was binging on the gin but because she was having her annual winter sleepy hibernation out in the garden shed. She was attacked by an unknown rat who chewed off her front legs.
A nasty business and a costly one at the vet for Jude and the now stationary Mrs T.
Fortunately Jude's son and mechanical engineer Dale came up with the bright idea of fitting a set of model aircraft wheels to Mrs T's shell and now as you can see hare, we have the world's first turbo-charged tortoise. Whatever next...