lost his virginity on his first tour to New Zealand fifty years ago.
Initially embarrassed by inadvertently misplacing it somewhere, the funny man who's famous for Fawlty Towers, Monty Python and A Fish Called Wanda still has fond memories of his virginity and despite international police investigations and private searches there's been no sitings of the highly elusive intimate body part.
I would really like to be re-united with it once more he said, even for a short time.
Just for sentimental reasons...
