The Good News Is A Giant Asteroid Will Not Hit Planet Earth Next Week...

NASA has denied viral internet claims that an asteroid will crash into Earth next week.
The predictions were first made by biblical theorists who claimed a space rock will wipe out parts of North and South America
some time next month.
NASA's Paul Chodas, manager of the space agency in Pasadena California especially contacted The Flying Tortoise to allay fears and say there's no scientific basis let alone any shred of evidence that an asteroid or any other celestial will destroy parts of our planet
in September.
He didn't mention October though...