Ouch!

This baby elephant in South Africa gets one hell of a shock when a camouflaged crocodile grabs it's trunk as it goes for a drink of water.
Help! Mummy Daddy!
This naughty crocodile has my trunk and he won't give it back...

Rooftop Dwellings...

Dutch artist Klaas Kuiken has designed these tiny terracotta tile houses so our little feathered friends can find a safe place to live.
Hopefully they have a neighbourhood watch programme keeping an eye out for pussies who could be ready to pounce...

Denial...

Denial is not just a river in Africa...

Signs Of The Times...

You'll be busting to go to http://www.amusingplanet.com/ and have a look at their wonderful toilet humour.
A selection of funny, creative, whacky and bizarre toilet signs from around the world.
This wee one's from Brazil...

Rules...

Rules. They're for the birds...

What Part Of No...

Some of the rules and regulations at the anally retentive Orakei Marina in Auckland.
Amazing what the world has come to isn't it. It's lucky that we still have freedom of speech...
What part of 'NO' don't you understand?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Have you got all that?
Good! Now go and have a fun day...

Silly Me...

This Lamborghini was parked
next to me yesterday.
Silly me, I nearly got into it by mistake.
Easy to do really because it and The Flying Tortoise are the same colour...